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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Issa
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Amir
Guest
May 27, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Khamis
Guest
May 25, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Zulekha
Guest
May 23, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 21, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Kassim
Guest
May 21, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Tambwe
Guest
May 4, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Leila
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
