Short answer: A Shampoodle! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! ๐ฟ๐
Zakia (Guest) on November 17, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Faiza (Guest) on November 17, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Tambwe (Guest) on October 25, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 16, 2018
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on October 12, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 2, 2018
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 2, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Zakaria (Guest) on September 12, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 30, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Nashon (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 11, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Omari (Guest) on August 10, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Ndoto (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 22, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 5, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Hashim (Guest) on June 17, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 7, 2018
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 16, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 14, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Ali (Guest) on May 11, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 12, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 10, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Shukuru (Guest) on March 30, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 29, 2018
๐ I needed that!
Mgeni (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Raha (Guest) on March 16, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
James Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2018
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 15, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Nashon (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 6, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on January 20, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on January 14, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Khadija (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 26, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 26, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค