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Zakia
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Husna
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Amina
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Omari
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 18, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 16, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 14, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 12, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Raha
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Omar
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
