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Neema
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Feb 3, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Sarah Mbise
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Jan 10, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Christopher Oloo
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Dec 24, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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John Mwangi
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Nov 25, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Charles Mchome
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Nov 24, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mgeni
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Nov 17, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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John Mwangi
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Oct 13, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Anna Malela
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Aug 31, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Sokoine
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Apr 25, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Alex Nyamweya
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Mar 14, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Salum
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
