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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Azima
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Amir
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Warda
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Amir
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nashon
Guest
May 8, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rubea
Guest
May 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Leila
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Omari
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Warda
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Neema
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
