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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Amani
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Issack
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Shani
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 9, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 4, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
