What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 🐘📞 A jumbo dialer! 🤣
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! 🐘📞
Nchi (Guest) on September 17, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Shabani (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Jafari (Guest) on September 5, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 4, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Jaffar (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Hassan (Guest) on August 12, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Nahida (Guest) on August 6, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 25, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Rabia (Guest) on July 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Yusuf (Guest) on July 6, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Kazija (Guest) on June 27, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Bahati (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Binti (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 8, 2018
😂 So funny!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Shamim (Guest) on May 28, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Selemani (Guest) on May 17, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Jabir (Guest) on May 15, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Hassan (Guest) on May 3, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 21, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
John Lissu (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
James Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Neema (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Zainab (Guest) on March 31, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Rabia (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 11, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Baridi (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 25, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Zakaria (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Abubakar (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
George Mallya (Guest) on February 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Warda (Guest) on February 12, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 9, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Yusuf (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 30, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 29, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
John Mushi (Guest) on January 6, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Khalifa (Guest) on January 5, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Jaffar (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 21, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Omar (Guest) on December 21, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Nashon (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
James Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 19, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸