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Peter Mbise
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Aug 8, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Shani
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Salima
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 29, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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David Chacha
Guest
May 29, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 20, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 14, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Muslima
Guest
May 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Amir
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Azima
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Halima
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Asha
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Salima
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
