😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Farida
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Feb 24, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Peter Otieno
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Feb 23, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Ann Awino
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Feb 14, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Sarah Achieng
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Jan 23, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Victor Kamau
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Jan 16, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Edward Lowassa
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Jan 5, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Abubakari
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Dec 28, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Sultan
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Dec 23, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Dec 20, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Hashim
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Dec 20, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Rahim
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Nov 25, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Lucy Mushi
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Nov 17, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Joyce Nkya
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Nov 17, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rukia
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Nov 2, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Joyce Aoko
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Nov 1, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Mwikali
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Oct 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
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Oct 21, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Samson Mahiga
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Sep 18, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Sep 13, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Binti
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Sep 6, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwachumu
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Aug 28, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Khalifa
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Aug 22, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 8, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Chum
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Jun 23, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Robert Okello
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Jun 2, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Janet Mbithe
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Jun 1, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Nashon
Guest
May 28, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Sumaya
Guest
May 24, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Nashon
Guest
May 23, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Husna
Guest
May 20, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 13, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Amina
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwakisu
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Apr 25, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Makame
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Josephine
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Mar 16, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Richard Mulwa
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Mar 8, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
