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Ibrahim
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Oct 27, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Tabitha Okumu
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Oct 8, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Omari
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mary Kidata
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Aug 17, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Lucy Kimotho
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Aug 15, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Peter Mbise
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Aug 9, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Abubakari
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Aug 9, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Samuel Were
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Jul 11, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Salma
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 24, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 8, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Sofia
Guest
May 2, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Farida
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Paul Ndomba
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Mar 10, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Leila
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Warda
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
