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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Husna
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Neema
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mwanais
Guest
May 25, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 20, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nyota
Guest
May 14, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nashon
Guest
May 5, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Salima
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Halima
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Shani
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
