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Yahya
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Apr 16, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Issack
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Salima
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 16, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 13, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mchawi
Guest
May 13, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 5, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
