Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 23, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Zuhura (Guest) on March 18, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Hekima (Guest) on March 16, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Nasra (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 1, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Kiza (Guest) on February 26, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 26, 2019

😂 So funny!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 23, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Faiza (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mzee (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 7, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 30, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 29, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

John Malisa (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Farida (Guest) on January 19, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 10, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Bakari (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Zakaria (Guest) on December 22, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Rashid (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 8, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Wande (Guest) on October 8, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Yusra (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 20, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mgeni (Guest) on September 16, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 28, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Shani (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

John Kamande (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Khamis (Guest) on July 19, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Abdillah (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Omari (Guest) on July 10, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Faiza (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 6, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 27, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 18, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

John Malisa (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 9, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwanais (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 30, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣