Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Aziza (Guest) on November 21, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 12, 2019
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mgeni (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 7, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Jamila (Guest) on November 2, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 30, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Rubea (Guest) on October 29, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 28, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 13, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Neema (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Khatib (Guest) on September 14, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Masika (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 15, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Salima (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Shabani (Guest) on June 23, 2019
๐ So funny!
Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 14, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Khamis (Guest) on June 3, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Rukia (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 15, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on May 2, 2019
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Halimah (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 8, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Nahida (Guest) on April 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 24, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 23, 2019
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 22, 2019
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mashaka (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on February 6, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on February 4, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐