Short Answer: Because they taste funny! ๐คก๐ด
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฟ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 17, 2019
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
John Mushi (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 9, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Chum (Guest) on September 5, 2019
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Husna (Guest) on August 28, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 22, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Daudi (Guest) on August 21, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Zakia (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Jamal (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Juma (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
David Chacha (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 22, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Nchi (Guest) on July 9, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2019
๐ I needed that laugh!
Selemani (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Halimah (Guest) on June 21, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 2, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 1, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Abubakari (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on May 25, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Abubakar (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on May 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 30, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on April 27, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 4, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on March 24, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Umi (Guest) on March 22, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 18, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Selemani (Guest) on March 14, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Amani (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on March 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Josephine (Guest) on February 17, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Nahida (Guest) on February 9, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Rehema (Guest) on February 9, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 8, 2019
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
George Tenga (Guest) on February 6, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Latifa (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on January 6, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on January 5, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 20, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ