What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Raha
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Shani
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Majid
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Farida
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 21, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mustafa
Guest
May 18, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 10, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 4, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Masika
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
