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Sharifa
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Oct 10, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Betty Akinyi
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Oct 5, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Henry Mollel
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Oct 2, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Hekima
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Sep 27, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Kazija
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Sep 25, 2019
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Sofia
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Sep 24, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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David Kawawa
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Sep 24, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Joyce Mussa
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Sep 21, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Charles Wafula
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Sep 17, 2019
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Michael Onyango
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Sep 16, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 8, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Charles Mchome
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Aug 31, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 24, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Furaha
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Aug 10, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Zawadi
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Aug 9, 2019
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Diana Mumbua
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Jul 30, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Salma
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Jul 29, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jul 28, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Mariam Kawawa
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Jul 27, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Juma
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Jul 21, 2019
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Edith Cherotich
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Jul 13, 2019
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Anna Mchome
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Jul 10, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jul 10, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Husna
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Jul 2, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Joyce Aoko
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Jun 16, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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John Kamande
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Jun 3, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 24, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Kiza
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May 17, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwajuma
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Apr 28, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Mercy Atieno
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Apr 25, 2019
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Apr 25, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
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Jackson Makori
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Apr 20, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Azima
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Simon Kiprono
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Apr 6, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Monica Nyalandu
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Mar 30, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Nashon
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Mar 25, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Esther Nyambura
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Mar 24, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Rahma
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Mar 19, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Mhina
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Mar 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Alice Mrema
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Mar 16, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Janet Mbithe
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Mar 10, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Mjaka
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Mar 4, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Kassim
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Feb 20, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Fadhila
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Feb 17, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Kevin Maina
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Feb 15, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Ann Wambui
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Feb 15, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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James Mduma
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Feb 8, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Anna Sumari
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Jan 29, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Omari
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Jan 26, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Bernard Oduor
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Jan 25, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Issack
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Jan 24, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jan 21, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Masika
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Jan 19, 2019
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Shamsa
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Jan 9, 2019
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ