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Baridi
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Dec 2, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Victor Malima
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Nov 26, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Chiku
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Nov 24, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Rahim
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Nov 15, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Richard Mulwa
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Nov 15, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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John Mushi
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Nov 13, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Kheri
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Oct 29, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Emily Chepngeno
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Oct 19, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Kimaro
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Oct 14, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Rose Mwinuka
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Sep 3, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Issa
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Peter Otieno
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Aug 20, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Kassim
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Aug 19, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Juma
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Azima
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Amani
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Kijakazi
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May 31, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Halimah
Guest
May 19, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 4, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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John Malisa
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Mar 17, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mary Njeri
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Mar 16, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jan 11, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
