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Mtumwa
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Sep 14, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Husna
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Salum
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Omari
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 28, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 6, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Amir
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Neema
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
