Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! ๐๐ฆ๐ฎโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. ๐๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 14, 2019
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๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 9, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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๐ You got me good!
Husna (Guest) on August 27, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 28, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on July 16, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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๐ I needed that!
Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 2, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 28, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 15, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 14, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
Omari (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Rahim (Guest) on June 12, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 7, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 6, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 20, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Amir (Guest) on April 20, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 23, 2019
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 19, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on March 13, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Kassim (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Hamida (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 6, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 24, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 22, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 15, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 9, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 31, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on January 26, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 25, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 24, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Nassor (Guest) on January 22, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 21, 2019
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 20, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 19, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Mchawi (Guest) on January 11, 2019
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Tabu (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ