Aziza (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 7, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 3, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Jamila (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mariam (Guest) on February 24, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 18, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 2, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 23, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Farida (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 9, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Chum (Guest) on January 7, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Fadhila (Guest) on December 30, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Sofia (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Nyota (Guest) on December 25, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 11, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 7, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 23, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Farida (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 20, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 15, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 1, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 17, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mhina (Guest) on September 13, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 12, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Abubakari (Guest) on August 4, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sarafina (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Raha (Guest) on July 26, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 8, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 19, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 11, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jamal (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 27, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 26, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 25, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 12, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2019

😄 You got me!

Zuhura (Guest) on May 5, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Jamal (Guest) on April 20, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mohamed (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 13, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Chiku (Guest) on April 12, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on April 5, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 27, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Bakari (Guest) on March 23, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭