Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

James Malima (Guest) on March 7, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Kheri (Guest) on March 5, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

John Mushi (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 16, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 9, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 6, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ahmed (Guest) on January 27, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nchi (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Chiku (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on January 18, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Fadhili (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 9, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Wande (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 12, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Fadhila (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 16, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 6, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 31, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 24, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Zainab (Guest) on October 23, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 22, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Shani (Guest) on August 19, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 18, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

John Kamande (Guest) on August 15, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Ndoto (Guest) on August 15, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Shani (Guest) on August 14, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Athumani (Guest) on July 21, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Saidi (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Salma (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 3, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 23, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 9, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 4, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwanais (Guest) on May 18, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ahmed (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

John Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 13, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Shamsa (Guest) on March 23, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 23, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅