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Emily Chepngeno
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Nov 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Rehema
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Nov 3, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Farida
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Salum
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Amani
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Salum
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
