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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Neema
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Azima
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Masika
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Maida
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Majid
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 17, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 9, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Daudi
Guest
May 9, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Zakia
Guest
May 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Issa
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Shani
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Omari
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Issa
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
