Irene Makena (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Maneno (Guest) on February 7, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 26, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 13, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

John Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 15, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Nassar (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Tambwe (Guest) on December 9, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Fikiri (Guest) on November 25, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 21, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 13, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Selemani (Guest) on October 3, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 26, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 15, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 27, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Baraka (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 12, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mchawi (Guest) on August 7, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Raha (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rahim (Guest) on July 30, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Binti (Guest) on July 26, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mjaka (Guest) on July 23, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ndoto (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 16, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rahim (Guest) on July 15, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 28, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 23, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 12, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Zuhura (Guest) on May 12, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 10, 2019

😄 You got me!

Mazrui (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

George Mallya (Guest) on April 22, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Khalifa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Zainab (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Amani (Guest) on March 14, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌