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Jackson Makori
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Oct 7, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 6, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Leila
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Maulid
Guest
May 29, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Salma
Guest
May 25, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Halimah
Guest
May 22, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Muslima
Guest
May 18, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Rahim
Guest
May 16, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 13, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 12, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Salima
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 13, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mary Njeri
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Dec 24, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
