Mummies love rap music! ๐ค๐ฅ
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ๐๐บ๐ฅ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 6, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Jaffar (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2019
๐ That punchline!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Leila (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 11, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Baridi (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Nassor (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on July 15, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
Faiza (Guest) on July 11, 2019
๐ Sharing right away!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 10, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Mgeni (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 2, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Nasra (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Maulid (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Salma (Guest) on May 25, 2019
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Halimah (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Muslima (Guest) on May 18, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Rahim (Guest) on May 16, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 12, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 21, 2019
๐ Too good!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 18, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Khatib (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Sarafina (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 6, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 26, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 10, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 25, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Salima (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Zuhura (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Shamim (Guest) on January 21, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 20, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 18, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐