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Hassan
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Oct 9, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Neema
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Azima
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Amir
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Amani
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Makame
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 25, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 23, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Fadhili
Guest
May 22, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 19, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
