What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 🐘📞 A jumbo dialer! 🤣
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! 🐘📞
Kazija (Guest) on October 6, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Majid (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Shabani (Guest) on October 4, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 1, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 15, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 6, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mwanais (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Kiza (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 29, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 24, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 20, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Amani (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Kheri (Guest) on May 20, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Rubea (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Hamida (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 24, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Fikiri (Guest) on April 13, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Masika (Guest) on March 31, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Fatuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Muslima (Guest) on February 25, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mohamed (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Binti (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Nuru (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 1, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Habiba (Guest) on December 23, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 16, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Farida (Guest) on December 14, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 30, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Abdullah (Guest) on November 6, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 13, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Sekela (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Daudi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Omari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂