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Monica Lissu
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Jul 24, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Sarah Achieng
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Jul 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jul 7, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Daniel Obura
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Jun 22, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mjaka
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Jun 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Kassim
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Jun 6, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nuru
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May 30, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Jackson Makori
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May 29, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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John Lissu
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May 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Salum
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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John Kamande
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Sep 16, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
