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Feb 12, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Mercy Atieno
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Jan 18, 2020
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Brian Karanja
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Jan 10, 2020
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Asha
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Jan 2, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
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Janet Sumaye
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Dec 18, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Victor Sokoine
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Dec 15, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 7, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Nancy Komba
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Dec 4, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Lydia Wanyama
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Nov 9, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Abubakari
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Nov 4, 2019
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Sofia
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Nov 2, 2019
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Hamida
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Oct 26, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Anna Malela
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Oct 26, 2019
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Josephine
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Oct 26, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 6, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Nora Lowassa
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Sep 29, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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Issack
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Sep 27, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
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Mwagonda
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Sep 25, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Mary Njeri
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Sep 25, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Edward Lowassa
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Sep 24, 2019
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Rose Waithera
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Sep 20, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Rose Amukowa
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Sep 14, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
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Alice Mwikali
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Sep 10, 2019
π This is too funny!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 5, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Nassar
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Sep 5, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Sep 5, 2019
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Zawadi
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Aug 19, 2019
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Zawadi
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Aug 14, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Margaret Anyango
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Aug 8, 2019
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Samson Mahiga
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Jul 29, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jul 24, 2019
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Jul 18, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Abubakar
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Jul 18, 2019
π€£ Sharing this right now!
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Khamis
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Jul 17, 2019
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
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Jaffar
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Jul 14, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Zakaria
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Jun 23, 2019
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Jaffar
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Jun 10, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Kevin Maina
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May 27, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Benjamin Kibicho
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May 26, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
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James Kawawa
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May 26, 2019
π You got me!
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Sumaya
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May 17, 2019
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Shamsa
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May 3, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Peter Mwambui
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Apr 25, 2019
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Rose Waithera
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Apr 24, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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George Wanjala
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Apr 10, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Edward Chepkoech
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Apr 7, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Agnes Njeri
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Mar 30, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Grace Njuguna
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Mar 19, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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James Malima
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Feb 7, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Peter Mbise
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Dec 25, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
