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Andrew Mahiga
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Oct 5, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Hamida
Guest
May 27, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Rashid
Guest
May 23, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Nchi
Guest
May 12, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Amina
Guest
May 10, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 6, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Amina
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Issa
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
