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Leila
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Feb 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Stephen Kangethe
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Feb 6, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Frank Macha
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Jan 20, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Nassor
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Jan 14, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mtumwa
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Dec 25, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Kheri
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Dec 17, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jane Muthoni
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Dec 16, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Daniel Obura
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Nov 11, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Amir
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 31, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 25, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 17, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 17, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 5, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 4, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Masika
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
