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Ahmed
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Sep 13, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Masika
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Masika
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Omari
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Salma
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Omar
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mchuma
Guest
May 31, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 28, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 18, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 17, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 16, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 12, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Fikiri
Guest
May 10, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 1, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Halima
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Leila
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Azima
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Masika
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Asha
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Amina
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Omar
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
