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Josephine Nekesa
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Dec 21, 2019
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Muslima
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Dec 13, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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James Kawawa
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Nov 30, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Bernard Oduor
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Nov 29, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
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Kiza
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Nov 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Tabu
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Nov 16, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Shani
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Nov 12, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Alice Mwikali
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Nov 10, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
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Mwajuma
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Oct 27, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Kevin Maina
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Oct 26, 2019
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
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Biashara
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Oct 17, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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David Chacha
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Oct 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Catherine Naliaka
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Oct 2, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Frank Macha
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Oct 1, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Sep 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Raphael Okoth
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Sep 23, 2019
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Henry Mollel
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Sep 22, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Hashim
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Sep 16, 2019
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Agnes Lowassa
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Sep 16, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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Nassar
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Sep 12, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
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Stephen Amollo
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Sep 8, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Chum
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Sep 2, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Hamida
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Aug 23, 2019
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Bernard Oduor
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Aug 21, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
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Mwanaisha
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Aug 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
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Mwanajuma
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Aug 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jul 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
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Mustafa
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Jul 27, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Aziza
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Jul 25, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Habiba
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Jul 20, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Agnes Njeri
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Jul 19, 2019
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
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David Kawawa
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Jul 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Raha
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Jul 7, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Maimuna
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Jul 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Nassor
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Jul 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Amir
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Jun 24, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Masika
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Jun 14, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Henry Sokoine
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Jun 12, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jun 11, 2019
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Rose Lowassa
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May 25, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Mzee
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May 23, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
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Joyce Nkya
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May 21, 2019
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Husna
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May 19, 2019
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Mzee
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May 19, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Baridi
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May 17, 2019
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Salma
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May 15, 2019
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Violet Mumo
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Apr 25, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Grace Mushi
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Apr 23, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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Salma
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Apr 19, 2019
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Furaha
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Apr 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
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Lydia Wanyama
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Apr 3, 2019
π You got me good!
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Arifa
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Apr 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 30, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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Wilson Ombati
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Mar 26, 2019
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Mar 20, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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Joseph Mallya
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Mar 10, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Emily Chepngeno
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Mar 7, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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Furaha
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Mar 1, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Mary Kendi
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Feb 25, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ