Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 21, 2019
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Muslima (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Kiza (Guest) on November 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Tabu (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Shani (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 2, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Nassar (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Chum (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Hamida (Guest) on August 23, 2019
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 21, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Mustafa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Aziza (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Habiba (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Raha (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Maimuna (Guest) on July 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Nassor (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Amir (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Masika (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 11, 2019
π€£ Sending this now!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 25, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2019
π I needed that!
Husna (Guest) on May 19, 2019
π€£ This joke is too good!
Mzee (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Baridi (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Salma (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 25, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Salma (Guest) on April 19, 2019
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Furaha (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 3, 2019
π You got me good!
Arifa (Guest) on April 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2019
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Furaha (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ