Maneno (Guest) on September 28, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Rehema (Guest) on September 28, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 22, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 13, 2020

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Saidi (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Omar (Guest) on September 5, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nashon (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Binti (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 24, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 29, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 22, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 18, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Neema (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

James Malima (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

James Mduma (Guest) on May 19, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Maneno (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😄 You got me!

Khamis (Guest) on May 12, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Jamal (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Arifa (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Muslima (Guest) on May 4, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 4, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Zulekha (Guest) on May 4, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Ndoto (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Kazija (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Sekela (Guest) on April 17, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 7, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Yahya (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Sofia (Guest) on January 27, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Maimuna (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

John Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Hekima (Guest) on December 26, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 7, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Nuru (Guest) on December 3, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 27, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Leila (Guest) on November 26, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Hawa (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Kazija (Guest) on November 9, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Mhina (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶