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Daniel Obura
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Oct 24, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Sharifa
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Oct 19, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Janet Mbithe
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Oct 12, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Makame
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Asha
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Asha
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Amani
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 31, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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John Mushi
Guest
May 11, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Jamal
Guest
May 11, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zawadi
Guest
May 9, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 2, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Abubakari
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Apr 8, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Wande
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Asha
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Masika
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Anna Sumari
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Dec 22, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Omar
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
