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David Sokoine
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Sep 30, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Peter Mugendi
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Sep 20, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Azima
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Husna
Guest
May 25, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 22, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 19, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 19, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Makame
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Wande
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Husna
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
