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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Azima
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Omar
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Binti
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 31, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 13, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Jaffar
Guest
May 7, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 1, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
