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Arifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Asha
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 26, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Kheri
Guest
May 18, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Baridi
Guest
May 5, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Leila
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Amani
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Amani
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
