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Sarafina
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Nov 27, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sharon Kibiru
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Nov 17, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Halima
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Salum
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Masika
Guest
May 31, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Nyota
Guest
May 25, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Yusuf
Guest
May 19, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Shamim
Guest
May 16, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 14, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Hassan
Guest
May 10, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 10, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 8, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 5, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 1, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Linda Karimi
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Jan 28, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jan 20, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
