Which flower talks the most?

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Makame (Guest) on January 1, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 31, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Faiza (Guest) on December 24, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Faiza (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 2, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 24, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mgeni (Guest) on October 23, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 6, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rubea (Guest) on September 26, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Nassar (Guest) on September 23, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Maulid (Guest) on September 17, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 14, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Selemani (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 7, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Leila (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 20, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 17, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 16, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 14, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Salma (Guest) on July 4, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Khamis (Guest) on June 27, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Amina (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mohamed (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 12, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 28, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rahma (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Fadhili (Guest) on April 13, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

John Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 9, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mazrui (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Arifa (Guest) on March 28, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Mustafa (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Chiku (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Neema (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Rabia (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 24, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Leila (Guest) on February 21, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Zulekha (Guest) on February 21, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 9, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼