The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! ๐
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! ๐ ๐
Omari (Guest) on January 12, 2021
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 14, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 6, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 3, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 28, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Rubea (Guest) on November 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Zubeida (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 19, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Shabani (Guest) on September 3, 2020
๐ So funny!
Hekima (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Jamal (Guest) on August 7, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Farida (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 17, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Yahya (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Mwanais (Guest) on June 9, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 6, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 30, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on May 28, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on May 10, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on May 3, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Salma (Guest) on April 27, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Biashara (Guest) on April 17, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 12, 2020
๐ I needed that laugh!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Aziza (Guest) on April 6, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Safiya (Guest) on March 27, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2020
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Nchi (Guest) on February 28, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Shukuru (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Nassor (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Zawadi (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐