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Samson Tibaijuka
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Jan 29, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Wilson Ombati
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Jan 29, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Irene Akoth
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Jan 16, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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Safiya
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Jan 14, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 30, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Umi
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Dec 26, 2020
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Ramadhan
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Dec 23, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
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Frank Macha
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Dec 9, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 6, 2020
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
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Mwanaidi
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Nov 6, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Warda
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Nov 5, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Zuhura
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Nov 4, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Nov 2, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Lydia Mahiga
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Nov 2, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Mohamed
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Nov 1, 2020
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 26, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Rehema
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Oct 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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Halimah
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Oct 7, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
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Abdillah
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Oct 4, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Issack
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Sep 27, 2020
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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David Musyoka
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Sep 25, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Stephen Mushi
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Sep 14, 2020
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwanahawa
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Sep 2, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 15, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Chiku
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Aug 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Hassan
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Aug 5, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Issa
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Jul 2, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jun 29, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Amina
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Jun 18, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Latifa
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Jun 17, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Kevin Maina
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Jun 17, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Baridi
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May 26, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Rubea
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May 20, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Shamim
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May 15, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Rubea
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May 12, 2020
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Amani
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May 11, 2020
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Iβm still cracking up!
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Francis Mtangi
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May 2, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Mchawi
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Apr 30, 2020
π You totally won the internet today!
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Charles Mboje
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Apr 27, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
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Nyota
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Apr 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Jane Muthoni
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Apr 22, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Josephine Nekesa
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Apr 13, 2020
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Mchuma
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Apr 10, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Esther Nyambura
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Apr 7, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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Michael Onyango
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Apr 3, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Makame
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Mar 31, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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Leila
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Ali
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Ruth Kibona
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Mar 4, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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Chris Okello
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Feb 27, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Martin Otieno
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Feb 24, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Mwanais
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Feb 22, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Juma
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Mary Sokoine
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Jan 28, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
