I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Hekima
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Feb 2, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Robert Ndunguru
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Feb 1, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Maulid
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Jan 30, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Selemani
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Jan 27, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mjaka
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Jan 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Leila
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Jan 22, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mazrui
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Jan 14, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Joseph Mallya
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Jan 11, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joseph Mallya
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Jan 4, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Stephen Mushi
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Dec 29, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Janet Mbithe
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Dec 25, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Grace Mligo
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Dec 21, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Abdullah
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Nov 25, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Peter Mugendi
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Nov 12, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Bernard Oduor
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Nov 10, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Amani
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Nov 8, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Elijah Mutua
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Nov 7, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Zakaria
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Oct 22, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Betty Akinyi
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Oct 17, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Victor Mwalimu
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Oct 15, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Bernard Oduor
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Sep 24, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Alice Mwikali
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Sep 1, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Miriam Mchome
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Aug 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Bakari
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Aug 26, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
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Aug 23, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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George Mallya
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Aug 10, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mwajabu
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Aug 7, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mary Njeri
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Jul 25, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Andrew Mchome
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Jul 23, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 23, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Khamis
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Jul 18, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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George Ndungu
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Jul 11, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 9, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Tambwe
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Jul 6, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jul 3, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Maida
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Salum
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Jun 20, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Samuel Omondi
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Jun 16, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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George Wanjala
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Jun 16, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Sarah Karani
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Jun 13, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Selemani
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Jun 11, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Jane Muthui
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Jun 9, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Bahati
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Jun 9, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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George Ndungu
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May 30, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mary Sokoine
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May 16, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Jacob Kiplangat
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May 15, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ramadhan
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May 9, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mary Sokoine
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May 7, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Saidi
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May 5, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Kahina
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Apr 28, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Alice Mrema
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Apr 26, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
