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Athumani
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Oct 23, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Juma
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Oct 16, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Margaret Mahiga
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Oct 9, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Jaffar
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Oct 2, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwanaidha
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Sep 23, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Dorothy Nkya
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Sep 14, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Issack
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Sep 12, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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John Malisa
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Sep 8, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Khatib
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Sep 7, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Farida
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Aug 28, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Wande
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Aug 27, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Rose Amukowa
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Aug 25, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mjaka
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Aug 19, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Zubeida
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Aug 18, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Maida
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Aug 14, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sofia
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Aug 10, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Maimuna
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Aug 3, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Azima
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Jul 24, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Janet Mbithe
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Jul 7, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Rahma
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Jun 30, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Binti
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Jun 26, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Makame
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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David Chacha
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Jun 10, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jun 8, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Mahiga
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Jun 1, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 21, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Anna Mahiga
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May 18, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Sarah Karani
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May 7, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Richard Mulwa
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Apr 15, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Selemani
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Apr 14, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Apr 12, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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John Mushi
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Apr 8, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Abubakar
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Mar 21, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 3, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Francis Mrope
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Feb 17, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Feb 15, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Samuel Omondi
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Feb 10, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Nancy Komba
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Feb 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Safiya
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Feb 7, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mchawi
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Feb 3, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Joyce Aoko
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Jan 26, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Amina
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Aziza
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Jan 4, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Joyce Aoko
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Dec 20, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Yahya
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Dec 18, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mary Sokoine
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Dec 12, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Peter Otieno
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Nov 27, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Sharon Kibiru
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Nov 7, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
