What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Athumani (Guest) on October 23, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Juma (Guest) on October 16, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Jaffar (Guest) on October 2, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 14, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Issack (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

John Malisa (Guest) on September 8, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Khatib (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on August 28, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Wande (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Hawa (Guest) on August 25, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mjaka (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Zubeida (Guest) on August 18, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Maida (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Kahina (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sofia (Guest) on August 10, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Maimuna (Guest) on August 3, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 7, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Rahma (Guest) on June 30, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Binti (Guest) on June 26, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Makame (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Bahati (Guest) on June 20, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

David Chacha (Guest) on June 10, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 8, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 21, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 23, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 15, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Selemani (Guest) on April 14, 2020

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 12, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

John Mushi (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on March 28, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Abubakar (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 3, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Safiya (Guest) on February 7, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mchawi (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Amina (Guest) on January 13, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Aziza (Guest) on January 4, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on December 18, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jamila (Guest) on December 6, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 27, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mhina (Guest) on November 23, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mustafa (Guest) on November 9, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 7, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿