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Catherine Naliaka
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Sep 12, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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James Mduma
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Sep 8, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Makame
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Sep 3, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Tabu
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Aug 24, 2020
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Kassim
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Aug 18, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Bahati
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Aug 15, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Dorothy Nkya
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Aug 5, 2020
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Bernard Oduor
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Aug 3, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Mustafa
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Jul 31, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Ahmed
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Jul 23, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jun 17, 2020
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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John Lissu
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Jun 13, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Jun 12, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Miriam Mchome
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Jun 4, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 26, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Margaret Anyango
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May 18, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 7, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Jane Malecela
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May 7, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Apr 18, 2020
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Apr 15, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Baridi
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Mar 28, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Philip Nyaga
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Mar 16, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Chiku
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Feb 24, 2020
๐ That punchline!
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Lydia Mutheu
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Feb 23, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Esther Nyambura
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Feb 14, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
๐ Nailed it!
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Feb 7, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Sumaya
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Jan 29, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Amir
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Jan 27, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Alice Mwikali
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Jan 22, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Charles Mboje
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Jan 17, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
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Jan 7, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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George Tenga
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Jan 2, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Salma
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Dec 20, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Ahmed
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Dec 9, 2019
๐ This made my day!
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Leila
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Dec 7, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Ruth Mtangi
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Dec 4, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Mariam Kawawa
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Dec 4, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki
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Nov 30, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Fatuma
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Nov 24, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Lucy Mushi
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Nov 23, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 17, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Jafari
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Nov 8, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Nov 3, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Robert Okello
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Oct 29, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Rahim
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Oct 29, 2019
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Zakia
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Oct 27, 2019
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Maimuna
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Oct 24, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
๐ Saving this one!