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What kind of murderer has fiber?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿž

A: The Cereal Killer! ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ”ช

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ˜„

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