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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Maida
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Majid
Guest
May 19, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwanais
Guest
May 8, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Safiya
Guest
May 7, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 3, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
