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Mar 6, 2021
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Mar 2, 2021
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Feb 28, 2021
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Abubakar
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Feb 22, 2021
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Charles Mrope
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Feb 18, 2021
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Feb 15, 2021
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Hawa
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Feb 14, 2021
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Feb 14, 2021
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Feb 12, 2021
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Mtumwa
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Jan 22, 2021
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Rose Mwinuka
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Dec 31, 2020
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Dec 29, 2020
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Binti
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Dec 18, 2020
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Samuel Were
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Dec 17, 2020
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Dec 12, 2020
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Patrick Kidata
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Dec 1, 2020
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Nov 21, 2020
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Nora Kidata
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Nov 10, 2020
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Ruth Mtangi
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Nov 7, 2020
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 29, 2020
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Oct 18, 2020
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Rose Amukowa
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Oct 16, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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George Mallya
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Oct 9, 2020
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Diana Mumbua
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Oct 4, 2020
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Patrick Akech
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Oct 4, 2020
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Grace Njuguna
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Sep 19, 2020
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David Musyoka
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Sep 10, 2020
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Patrick Mutua
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Aug 28, 2020
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Issa
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Aug 27, 2020
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Warda
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Aug 26, 2020
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Nora Kidata
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Aug 24, 2020
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Joyce Nkya
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Aug 19, 2020
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Mwajabu
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Aug 17, 2020
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Aug 14, 2020
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Aug 8, 2020
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Rose Lowassa
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Aug 6, 2020
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Aug 1, 2020
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Philip Nyaga
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Jul 21, 2020
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Grace Majaliwa
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Jul 4, 2020
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Sultan
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Jun 18, 2020
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Jun 17, 2020
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Jun 7, 2020
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Jun 2, 2020
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Amani
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May 27, 2020
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Dorothy Nkya
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May 21, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Lucy Kimotho
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May 21, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Edward Lowassa
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May 18, 2020
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Neema
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May 15, 2020
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Maulid
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Apr 28, 2020
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Apr 26, 2020
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Halima
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Apr 20, 2020
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Nashon
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Apr 8, 2020
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Amani
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Mar 30, 2020
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Mary Kidata
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Mar 29, 2020
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Muslima
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Mar 26, 2020
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Robert Okello
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Mar 25, 2020
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Khatib
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Mar 24, 2020
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Janet Wambura
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Mar 15, 2020
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Samson Mahiga
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Mar 10, 2020
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Stephen Mushi
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Mar 9, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
