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Daniel Obura
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Mar 6, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Binti
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Makame
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Issa
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Warda
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Amani
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 21, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 21, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Neema
Guest
May 15, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Halima
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Amani
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
