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Mzee
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Sep 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Neema
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Husna
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Makame
Guest
May 31, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Raha
Guest
May 29, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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James Malima
Guest
May 12, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 11, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 1, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Husna
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Warda
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Wande
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Azima
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Salma
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Husna
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Salima
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
