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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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👥 George Wanjala Guest Nov 12, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
👥 Khalifa Guest Oct 31, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
👥 Rehema Guest Oct 27, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
👥 Zainab Guest Oct 23, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
👥 Josephine Nduta Guest Oct 18, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
👥 Irene Akoth Guest Sep 20, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
👥 Anna Sumari Guest Sep 19, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
👥 Irene Makena Guest Sep 7, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
👥 Mhina Guest Aug 31, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
👥 Monica Nyalandu Guest Aug 28, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
👥 Furaha Guest Aug 25, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
👥 Henry Mollel Guest Aug 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
👥 Samuel Were Guest Aug 17, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
👥 Salma Guest Aug 15, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
👥 Makame Guest Jul 31, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
👥 John Mushi Guest Jul 31, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
👥 Nassor Guest Jul 29, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
👥 Salima Guest Jul 23, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
👥 Bahati Guest Jul 13, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
👥 Peter Mugendi Guest Jul 6, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
👥 Nancy Kawawa Guest Jul 1, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
👥 John Mwangi Guest Jun 28, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
👥 Khalifa Guest Jun 25, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
👥 Lydia Mahiga Guest Jun 22, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
👥 Nassar Guest Jun 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
👥 Mtumwa Guest Jun 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
👥 Issack Guest Jun 2, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
👥 Elizabeth Mrema Guest May 23, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
👥 Jabir Guest May 13, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
👥 Halimah Guest May 11, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
👥 Leila Guest May 11, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
👥 Abubakari Guest May 5, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
👥 Nancy Kawawa Guest May 3, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
👥 Nicholas Wanjohi Guest Apr 26, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️
👥 Michael Onyango Guest Apr 18, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
👥 Fadhila Guest Apr 16, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
👥 Maneno Guest Apr 10, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
👥 David Chacha Guest Apr 4, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
👥 Janet Mbithe Guest Mar 27, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
👥 Carol Nyakio Guest Mar 20, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
👥 Yahya Guest Mar 14, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
👥 Anna Malela Guest Mar 3, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
👥 Zulekha Guest Mar 2, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
👥 Diana Mallya Guest Feb 21, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
👥 Mary Kidata Guest Feb 19, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
👥 Yusuf Guest Feb 16, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
👥 Amir Guest Feb 15, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
👥 Zainab Guest Feb 7, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
👥 Latifa Guest Jan 21, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
👥 Patrick Kidata Guest Jan 21, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
👥 Mariam Hassan Guest Jan 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
👥 Maneno Guest Dec 27, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
👥 Mariam Guest Dec 25, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
👥 Alice Mrema Guest Dec 20, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
👥 Majid Guest Dec 18, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
👥 Edith Cherotich Guest Dec 14, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
👥 Mariam Kawawa Guest Dec 3, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
👥 Monica Lissu Guest Nov 24, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
👥 Shamsa Guest Nov 23, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
👥 Sofia Guest Nov 16, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

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