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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Salma
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Makame
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Salima
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Issack
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 23, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jabir
Guest
May 13, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Halimah
Guest
May 11, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Leila
Guest
May 11, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
May 5, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 3, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Amir
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Majid
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
