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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Maida
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Neema
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 25, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 24, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 12, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mjaka
Guest
May 9, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Khadija
Guest
May 3, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Abubakari
Guest
May 1, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Chum
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Leila
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
