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Furaha
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Amina
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Amir
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Chum
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 24, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Fadhili
Guest
May 13, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 8, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Husna
Guest
May 8, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 7, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 4, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Farida
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
